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(After paying performance royalty, your script will be emailed free, so this is probably unnecessary.)
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ORDER SCRIPTS
listed in alphabetical order
Select number of performances, then click "Add to Cart".
~ For "Costumes" go to "C". ~
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Alice in Wonderland, by Lewis Carroll, adapted by J. Jaquish
Number or period of performances:
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--Alice Music CDs MAILED
Please allow a few days for 1st Class or Priority shipping.
----First CD - $23 (includes postage to USA)

----Additional CDs: $10
You must buy the "First" one first! Select how many at the PayPal page.

----Postage to countries outside of the USA: $4 or $8
To what country?
What address & zip to send to?

----Professional Quality Poster Art
(a free poster of the Tea Party scene from the original book is included with the script)

This licenses you to use this artwork ONLY with performances of the "Alice in Wonderland" script above, unless you make arrangements with Jeannette Jaquish for other use.
The artwork will not have the obscuring diagonal lettering you see in this low resolution version.
If you choose for us to Create Your Full Poster -- the "Art + your choice of all lettering" -- please send the information via email or phone or by letter or in the Instruction field.

Plus Lettering added/
What format?

----Additional Variations of Poster Art & Lettering
for t-shirts, advertisements, playbill, etc.
You need to send the lettering information, and preferred format, by email, letter or phone or in the instructions field.
More art-lettering variations
Format(s) that you want
-----$85= $25 rent 3 or 4 Alice dresses: small, medium, large, medium-plump; plus $60 deposit.
You pay return shipping. We agree on when you will return them. My shipping cost to you is deducted from your deposit when I return it for costumes returned in good condition.
-----$400 Rent Costumes & puppets for Alice (nearly all): $150 plus $100 shipping & $150 deposit. You pay return shipping separate from this transaction.
$150 deposit will be refunded when costumes are returned in reasonable condition.
If shipping from us to you is less than the $100 shipping fee, you will be refunded the difference.
Do not order unless you have made arrangements with Jeannette Jaquish (260 484-5946 Eastern Daylight Time) to determine needs and how long you are renting the costumes.
Costume package does not include all human character shoes unless you ask (shipping for shoes is high), and does not include: tights, socks, and Caterpillar costume. Costumes will arrive wrinkled. You must communicate the size of your actors. To cut your shipping costs, do not request costumes you can easily get yourself.
If you have the skill, please mend any damage you cause, and gently wash costumes before shipping. You are liable for lost or irreparably damaged costumes - you may replace them with an equivalent or pay a fair replacement cost.
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Auditioning a Ghost, by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, adapted by J. Jaquish
Both versions: Mother as lead or Daughter as lead will be emailed to you.

Number or period of performances:
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A Campfire Tale, by Scott Rousseau
Number or period of performances:
Date of your 1st performance?
Website of theater or school?
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A Christmas Carol, by Charles Dickens, adapted by J. Jaquish
Number or period of performances:
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Cinderellie-Mae, by Scott Rousseau
Number or period of performances:
Date of your 1st performance?
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Collecting All the Species, by J. Jaquish
Number or period of performances:
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MUSIC CD is $25 but has not been added to this order form yet. Please email Jeannette Jaquish and ask her to add it on.

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COSTUMES
Lucy Van Pelt Costume Dress & Bloomers.

Includes shipping to you. You pay shipping to return it. When it is returned in good condition I will refund your $70 deposit.
$70 deposit + $15 shipping + How many weeks?
Address + state, country, zip?
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The Damsel Game, by Jeannette Jaquish
Number or period of performances:
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Don't Look in the Lake, by Jeannette Jaquish
Number or period of performances:
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Dr. Frankenstreudel's Lemon Fresh Laboratory of Horrors, by Jeannette Jaquish
Number or period of performances:
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A Duck's Tale, by Scott Rousseau
Number or period of performances:
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Elfin Antics in Santa's Workshop, by Rosemary Snow - includes sheet music
Number or period of performances:
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--Elfin Antics Music CDs MAILED
(If you request in the Instructions field, we can try emailing the tracks, but often they don't go through.)
----First CD - $23 (includes postage to USA)

----Additional CDs: $10 You must buy the "First" one first! Select how many at the PayPal page.

----Postage to countries outside of the USA: $4 or $8
To what country?
What address & zip to send to?


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Euthanasia Day at the Children's Shelter, by Linda Dunn & Jeannette Jaquish
Number of performances:
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Please look for "Even Talking Frogs Forget their Lines" Scene Books under "T" for Talking Frogs.
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TWO FROG PRINCE SCRIPTS:
NOTE: "The Frog Prince and the Princess Brat" is NOT the same as "The Frog Prince and the Princess Brats, Jr.", and the Jr. script has a non-musical and musical version.

#1:The Frog Prince and the Princess Brat~ a musical, by Jeannette Jaquish
Medium difficulty and tech.
You get all three lengths: 20min.= 5 or 6 actors, 45min.= 7 or 8 actors, 75 min.= 13 or 14 actors.
Number or period of performances:
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--Music CD for Frog Prince -- MAILED (NOT for the Jr. version)
----First CD - $23 (includes postage within USA)

----Additional CDs: $10 You must buy the "First" one first! Select how many at the PayPal page.

----Postage to countries outside of the USA: $4 or $8
To what country?
What address & zip to send to?

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#2:The Frog Prince and the Princess Brats, Jr., by Jeannette Jaquish
Musical or Non-Musical versions.
Number of performances:
Which version?
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--Music CD Frog Prince Jr. The Musical - Mailed
(The non-musical Frog Prince Jr. does not need this CD unless you want to use the mood music)
----First CD - $30 (includes postage within USA)

----Additional CDs: $10 You must buy the "First" one first! Select how many at the PayPal page.

----Postage to countries outside of the USA: $4 or $8
To what country?
What address & zip to send to?
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Hansel & Gretel and the Falling Christmas Elves, by Jeannette Jaquish
Number or period of performances:
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Theater or school's website?


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Harry Potter and the Obnoxious Voice, a spoof by J. Jaquish
Number or period of performances:
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First Music CD: $23
----Additional CDs: $10 You must buy the "First" one first! Select how many at the PayPal page.

----Postage to countries outside of the USA: $4 or $8
To what country?
What address & zip to send to?


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Little Red Riding Hood and the Bad Idea Shortcut, adapted by Jeannette Jaquish>
The NON-Musical:
Number or period of performances:
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The Musical:
Number or period of performances:
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$12 - MUSIC CD for Little Red Riding Hood (includes shipping)

----POSTAGE to countries OUTSIDE of the USA: $4 or $8
To what country?
What address & zip to send to?


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Lost Hearts, by M.R. James, adapted by J. Jaquish
Number or period of performances:
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"Miracle on Elf Street" by Scott F. Rousseau
Number or period of performances:
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"Lucky the Leprechaun" is under "W" for "Who Framed Lucky the Leprechaun?"
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Pinocchio, adapted by Jeannette Jaquish, from the original by Carlo Collodi
Number or period of performances:
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Music CD for Pinocchio - $23, shipping included.


----Postage to countries outside of the USA: $4 or $8
To what country?
What address & zip to send to?


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Pippsi Longknickers, by Astrid Lindgren, adapted by J. Jaquish
Number or period of performances:
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For "Red Riding Hood", please go to "Little Red Riding Hood".

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Reindeer #3 is Squeaking
Number or period of performances:
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Slipperzzz! Cobb and the Twelve Dancing Princesses
Number or period of performances:
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First Music CD $20
----Additional CDs: $10 You must buy the "First" one first! Select how many at the PayPal page.



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SNAFU in Santa's Workshop, by Jeannette Jaquish
Number or period of performances:
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Spoiled Baloney Man, by Jeannette Jaquish
Your first performance date?
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Strange Time at the Science Fair, by Tom & Zephyr Jaquish
Number or period of performances:
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Talking Frogs Scene Books as PDFs on a CD
Make GREAT GIFTS!

CDs are ready to download into a computer and read or print out.
In a good looking sturdy plastic case measuring 5"x8" closed, with a color cover with title and cover art from all three books and table of contents list.

PRICE
$10 Each CD in a case, US postage included. (Outside US postage $4 extra)
$13 Each CD Gift wrapped with a note, postage included.

--You will select how many you want at the "Checkout" Page before paying.--

Gift wrapped?
Type of wrapping paper, if chosen?
If a note, what should it say?
Send it to what address & zip?

----Postage to countries outside of the USA: $4 or $8
To what country?
What address & zip to send to?


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For Twelve Dancing Princesses, go to S for Slipperzzzz!


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The Twelve Days of Christmas - A Spoof, by Rhiannon Burch
Number or period of performances:
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Website of theater or school?


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When Santa's Away . . . / Reindeer #3 is Squeaking!
Number or period of performances:
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Theater or school's website?
First Music CD $20
----Additional CDs: $10 You must buy the "First" one first! Select how many at the PayPal page.

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Or you can order just ONE script:

Reindeer #3 is Squeaking
Number or period of performances:
Your performance dates?
Theater or school's website?
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When Santa's Away
Number or period of performances:
Your performance dates?
Theater or school's website?



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Who Framed Lucky the Leprechaun? by Jeannette Jaquish
Number or period of performances:
Your performance dates?
Theater or school's website?
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The Wizard of Oz, by Frank L. Baum, adapted by J. Jaquish

Complex Version:
Number or period of performances:
Your performance dates?
Theater or school's website?


- - - Just the Munchkin Scene.
Number of performances:
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Theater or school's website?
ALSO
---Music CD for Munchkin scene.
Music CD, mailed
Mailing instructions?


Simplified - Shazaam! Wizard of Oz version - Same story, just simplified.
Number or period of performances:
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Theater or school's website?
MUSIC 3-CD SET
(Act 1, Act 2, and a Rehearsal CD with just songs + versions with voice)

----First 3-CD set - $45 (includes postage inside USA)
Mail to where?
----Additional 3-CD sets: $20
You must buy the "First" 3-CD Set first!
----Additional Single CDs: $10. You must buy the "First" 3-CD Set first!
Select how many at the PayPal page. Be sure to select WHICH CD you want, below.
Which CD?
Act 1, Act 2 or Rehearsal CD?



----If postage or shipping was not included: Postage to countries outside of the USA: $4 or $8
To what country?
What address & zip to send to?


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You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore, by Jeannette Jaquish
Number or period of performances:
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To Pay an Odd Amount of Money, and tell me what it is for.
What are you paying for?
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